Erick Fairchild

A perpetually tired and hungry human who's always looking for the next snack. When I'm not napping or raiding the fridge, I'm probably thinking about my next meal. Current status: Need coffee and a sandwich.

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Work Experience

Professional Dad

Full-time Father
Sep2025 - Future

Mastered the art of dad jokes and dad reflexes. Expert in dad dancing and dad fashion. Specialized in dad wisdom and dad puns. Achieved dad level: Expert in dad jokes that make everyone groan.

Dad Jokes Dad Reflexes Dad Fashion Dad Wisdom Dad Puns

Defense Information Systems Agency

Network Whisperer
Jan2023 - Present

Mastered the ancient art of turning it off and on again. Achieved legendary status in the art of blaming DNS for everything. Specialized in the sacred ritual of 'Have you tried clearing your cache?' and the mystical practice of 'Let me check the logs'.

DNS Ping Traceroute Sacred Rituals Blame Shifting Log Reading Coffee Consumption Prayer

Skills

Frontend

  • React
  • TypeScript
  • Tailwind CSS
  • Astro

Backend

  • Node.js

Network

  • TCP/IP
  • DNS
  • Firewalls
  • Packet Trace
  • Load Balancer

Tools

  • Git
  • Docker
  • AWS
  • Figma

Accolades

Professional Dog Owner

My Couch
2020-Present

Coffee Connoisseur

Local Coffee Shops
2015-Present

Master of Dad Jokes

My Kids' Groans
2020-Present

Expert Napper

My Bed
Birth-Present